Wednesday, June 22, 2016
This is my way of showing appreciations to Key and Peele
Deity: Ah, so, sir, you are in Japtown.
Teacher: Am I in what? Japtown? I don'wanna be in Japtown.
Deity: Don’t you worry, ah, so, sir.
Teacher: Stop saying, ‘ah so,’ man. Where did you learn that?
Deity: What is wrong with it? I have learned the Japanese will say, “Ah so.”
Teacher: Drop that crap, man! You don’t say no 'ah, so,' in Japan unless you're really an axx hxxx, he he he.
Deity: I wish you are more subtle with the choice of your words. I just wanted to welcome you. From now on, I’ll call you what, Nicky, I guess.
Teacher: That’s better. So, I’m in Japtown? You mean I don’t have to lie that I’m an American any more and my students will accept me as a teacher of English even though they know I am Japanese?
Deity: That is correct, sir, except for the fact that...
Teacher: Don’t sir me. I'm not used to that.
Deity: OK… Now, what?
Teacher: So, you are saying I am now in a place where there is no racial discrimination?
Wife: Wake up, honey! You’re scaring me.
Teacher: Oh, I was just having a nightmare. I was in Japtown.
Wife: Yes, you are.
[Comedy Central]. (2016, June 22). Key & Peele-Negro town-uncensored. [Video File]. Retrieved from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg58d8opQKA